Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sparrow vs. Dominoes


They shot a sparrow because it had flown into a room where they were setting up millions of dominoes. Needless to say all the right people have their knickers in a knot over the needless carnage.

"That bird was flying around and knocking over a lot of dominoes. More than 100 people from 12 countries had worked for more than a month setting them up," said Endemol spokesman Jeroen van Waardenberg.

Dorland, the animal protection group spokesman, scoffed.
"I think they were awfully fast to pull out a rifle. If a person started knocking over a few (i.e. 23,000 ed.) dominoes they wouldn't shoot him would they?"

It depends on how many dominoes the SOB knocked over.

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