A cat has been terrorizing the august citizens of Fairfield Connecticut. For the record, it's not a Mountain lion, Tiger, Liger or Panther but a plain old pussy cat. Can you imagine a bunch of Houstonians being assailed by a common house cat? Even if they were, they would be so ashamed, they would keep quiet about it. I guess the more money you make, the wussier you get.
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When I was a teenager growing up in Gloucester, MA a neighbor of ours was arrested for "terrorizing" patrons of a local golf course while dressed as a cat. My family, from that day forward, without exception, referred to the poor, obviously mentally ill man as "Bruce the cat"
dolittle
Houstonians have their own problems avoidinggetting run over by their light rail system and having to live in Texas without being in Austin.
Dolittle- Are you sure his name wasn't Benjy? " Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting. They were coming toward where the flag was and I went along the fence. Luster was hunting in the grass by the flower tree. They took the flag out, and they were hitting. "
Austin is truly nicer than Houston - fished in Austin for 1 week, while living in Houston for 1 year - and I've never had a better time fresh water fishing, in fact I've never had a good time fresh water fishin except for in Austin (North Atlantic is the way to go baby!).
Saw the news and laughed my *** off, 'cause I imagined my brother & his dog, strolling in Fairfield countly where he lives, reacting to such a pest during his walks with his daughter....
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