Sunday, October 15, 2006

@$!*&%#@ Bumper Stickers

As many of you may know I despise bumper stickers. Today I saw on that made bile boil in my spleen, or wherever the hell bile does it's thing in your body. The sticker said "Carrying Homeschooled Children". How 'effing pretentious and more ______ than thou. The whole baby on board thing was bad enough back in the 80s. Then there were the "Caution Carrying Show Dogs" stickers. Do these people think that an out of control semi driver has the luxury of choosing which car not to flatten based on a 4'x4' warning? Of course there are some of us Bukowskiesque types who might think that anyone who has time to waste on show dogs deserves a little taste of reality.