With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
You won't. I mean: you don't have to be cool to own an iPhone but Apple does have minimum standards. You can't hit the "panic button" and have a full blown estrogen melt-down (especially if you're a guy) and still qualify for iPhone ownership.
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I am more than happy to be wrong on occasion, so long as I never own an iPhone.
You won't. I mean: you don't have to be cool to own an iPhone but Apple does have minimum standards. You can't hit the "panic button" and have a full blown estrogen melt-down (especially if you're a guy) and still qualify for iPhone ownership.
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