Meet Peter Orszag President Elect Obama's new Director of Office of Management and Budget, I'm not sure what he calls his fuzzy little friend. He's not a bad looking man, it's a shame he opened himself to childish ridicule with such a poor rug. To Whit:The Top Ten Wise Ass Remarks About Peter Orszag's Piss Poor Rug
- Do you feed it Quadrotriticale? I hear they like it.
- Sy Sperling called, apparently there's been a recall.
- Mr. Orszag, good news and bad news. First your Chaetophobia has mysteriously disappeared, unfortunately your Ancraophobia will probably get much, much worse.
- I don't care if it came with a matching merkin.
- I've always said there is nothing worse than a man with a comb over. I stand corrected.
- Did Howard Cosell die?
- I bet your not married, if you are I bet your wife is blind or very, very vindictive and insecure.
- Is it Purim today or something?
- America supports the "Troops" numbnuts, the TROOPS!
- Are you, by chance, a Vampire? No? Then WTF are you thinking?
2 comments:
El D: because I know it to be a sin, I am repressing my laughter as I read your post; please don't lead me into sin with your hilarious posts. (I especially like #6).
BTW, I didn't really get #9 - so I'm embarrassed, but I want to sin and laugh some more -- so send me an email explanation.
#9 Is perhaps too broad, troop vs. toups. Get it.
My personal fav is #1.
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