Wednesday, November 14, 2007

In Cold Blood


Today in 1959 the Clutter family was murdered in Holcomb Kansas by Richard "Dick" Hickock and Perry Smith.

We remember this sad event because Truman Capote and Harper Lee went to Holcomb and interviewed anyone who would talk to them, resulting in Capote's exquisite In Cold Blood six years later. WMTN recommends it.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Josh Beckett Was Robbed


CC Sabathia is a great pitcher, but he's no Josh Beckett. The way those pasty, needledicked sportswriters stiffed Beckett like this is a crime. Despite the disappointment, I bet getting sized for your second World Series Ring takes some of the sting away.
I speak out of my butt, in anger. In reality, CC Sabathia is every bit as deserving of the CY Young Award as Beckett. If I were truly impartial, I'd probably vote for Sabathia as well.

Ill Advised


Do you ever, in the course of your daily routine, stumble upon something you want for no good reason? In fact the thing may be kinda stupid or ill advised, but you go ahead and get it anyway? I never do that.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Dustin Pedroia: AL Rookie of the Year

Congratulations to the diminutive Boston favorite.

In The Valley Of The Wolves


If you have any interest in wolves, and let's face it, who doesn't? You should make it a point to watch Nature's In The Valley Of The Wolves on PBS.

One of the most fascinating sequences, at least for me, was when a new pack of wolves took over the valley and began to let the other animals there know that there was a new boss in town. The first victim was a male coyote who had the temerity to try to snack at one of the wolf pack's carcass'. The old wolf pack would have just chased him off, the new wolf pack chased him down and ripped him to pieces. Don't let anyone tell you that war is a man made invention, this was the purest act of war I have ever seen. Von Clausewitz would have been proud.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Thursday, November 08, 2007

A Cross is Raised in Baghdad

Michael Yon sends an email to Glenn Reynolds.


Thanks and Praise: I photographed men and women, both Christians and Muslims, placing a cross atop the St. John’s Church in Baghdad. They had taken the cross from storage and a man washed it before carrying it up to the dome.

A Muslim man had invited the American soldiers from "Chosen" Company 2-12 Cavalry to the church, where I videotaped as Muslims and Christians worked and rejoiced at the reopening of St John’s, an occasion all viewed as a sign of hope.

The Iraqis asked me to convey a message of thanks to the American people. "Thank you, thank you," the people were saying. One man said, "Thank you for peace." Another man, a Muslim, said "All the people, all the people in Iraq, Muslim and Christian, is brother." The men and women were holding bells, and for the first time in memory freedom rang over the ravaged land between two rivers.

See also Michelle Malkin and Wretchard at The Belmont Club

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Curt Schilling Will Be Back


It looks like the Sox and Schilling have come to terms on a one year deal that will allow Schilling to retire as Red Sox. Outstanding. I'll go out on a limb here and predict that Schilling will go out with a bang. I think he's so competitive that he'll look at this year as an opportunity to cement his already ridiculous numbers and so he'll bust his butt to make things happen.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Mixed Bag of Rants and Uninformed Opinions

  • Barry Bonds feels picked on, poor baby. In a way he's right. Millions of people abuse all sorts of illicit substance every hour of every day and don't receive the scrutiny Bonds does. But most of them haven't broken any long standing sports records either.
  • I watched a football game on Sunday. Apparently the New England Patriots are a pretty good team and they defeated the Colts, who are also supposed to be pretty good, but not as good as the Pats. Two questions, when did the Colts leave Baltimore and why do they call it football when they almost always use their hands?
  • A-Rod wants to go to the Red Sox. Screw him, let him go to to the Dodgers or any other team stupid enough to pay him on his quest for individual achievement.
  • Scott Kazmir of the hapless Devil Rays may be available, he'd look good in Boston grey.
  • The Hollywood writers are going on strike, and still the earth revolves around the sun.
  • The Blasters are great band with an even better name.
  • Johan Santana might be available as well. I hear he's a pretty good pitcher.
  • Who said this: I want to be very, very clear, however: I understand and agree with the analysis of the problem. There is an imminent threat. It manifested itself on 9/11. It's real and grave. It is as serious a threat as Stalinism and National Socialism were. Let's not pretend it isn't. BONO High Light to read.
  • UCONN Football is ranked in the top twenty, who'd of thunk it?
  • Nicole Atkins impressed the hell out of me on Letterman. I can't remember the last time that happened. I'd like to think she'll be the next big thing, but she's far too unique and perhaps too "real" for pop diva stardom. Give her listen by clicking on the record, top right. Dollars to doughnuts she'll be in a David Lynch film before it's all over.
  • I saw Apocalypto again. What an impressive movie. I can't wait for the Broadway musical version to come out, I am so there.
  • Four Days until No Country For Old Men, speaking of being so somewhere. Make sure you see it, freindo, and be sure to bring the more squeamish members of your family. I'm sure they'll thank you for it.

Friday, November 02, 2007

William Butler Yeats: Sailing to Byzantium

That is no country for old men. The young
In one another's arms, birds in the trees-
Those dying generations - at their song,
The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect.

An aged man is but a paltry thing,
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless
Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing
For every tatter in its mortal dress,
Nor is there singing school but studying
Monuments of its own magnificence;
And therefore I have sailed the seas and come
To the holy city of Byzantium.

O sages standing in God's holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.

Once out of nature I shall never take
My bodily form from any natural thing,
But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make
Of hammered gold and gold enamelling
To keep a drowsy Emperor awake;
Or set upon a golden bough to sing
To lords and ladies of Byzantium
Of what is past, or passing, or to come.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

No Country For Old Men Opens November 9, 2007

Cormac McCarthy and the Coens? The only thing better would be if Sam Peckinpah directed Blood Meridian, but since he died in 1984 this will more than do.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween Hangman

Halloween Hangman created by The Dimension's Edge, Inc.

Despite all the f-bombs sometimes carelessly cast about here, I like to offer some family friendly content from time to time. Have it and go easy on the Karen Carpenter jokes.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

First Things Pans Kahlil Gibran’s Collected Works

At the third opening, these words:
“Work is love made visible.”
To which I reply, You must have been pretty lucky in your job,
If you ever actually had a job,
But then I recall myself to myself,
And I discern that my task at the moment is but to open the book,
Not to comment thereupon.

Read the whole thing, it's pretty funny.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Victory!

The Red Sox have won the Word Series, as I predicted back in January. Job well done boys, job well done.

Now on to next year. I like what I see in the Red Sox organization, lots of young talent and some seasoned vets. Apparently it's a hard combination to beat. Sox fans have much to be happy about, besides the World Series victory and the Yankees' season ending in ignominy, let's look shall we?
  • Dustin Pedroia - Probable AL rookie of the year. This 5 foot nine inch Goliath can flat out play, both on the field and at the plate.
  • Jacoby Ellsbury - Probable AL rookie of the year 2008. After watching this kid play it occurs to me that speed on the base paths is an under rated commodity, with Ellsbury we have some for the next several years.
  • Josh Beckett - Probable AL Cy Young winner. This man is lights out. He was decent last year, but this year he took his game to a new level and he's still pretty young.
  • Clay Buchholz - This Cinderfella rookie pitcher threw a no hitter in his second game in the bigs, even a blind man could see this kid has great potential.
  • Daisuke Matsuzaka - He was good this year, I bet he will be much better next year.
  • Hideki Okajima - Who had heard of this guy before last year? And yet he managed to be one of those all important pieces to the Red Sox season. I love it when the Sox pick up no name giant killers like this.
  • Kevin Youkilis - No batter in the major leagues sees more pitches per at bat then Kevin Youkilis. These patient, selfless at bats are essential to Boston's success because they get us to the opposing team's bull pen sooner then they would like.
  • Jonathan Papelbon - Yet another lights out pitcher. Papelbon probably has more personality than all the CPAs in the world combined, but who cares? He could have the personality of Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off for all I care, as long as throws that godawful heat in the eighth and ninth.
  • Jon Lester - Red Sox scouts weren't sure who would be the better pitcher, Jonathan Papelbon or John Lester. Now that he's healthy I look for some great things from this young man.
  • The Sox front office - At this point you start to think that maybe these guys know what they're doing, as in seeing a need and filling it with a quality player. They'll spend and they'll develop. In combination you get to see a line up that contributes from top to bottom.

True, some of our veteran pitchers are free agents this year, Schilling, Wakefield, Timlin, Tavares, even Gagne, but I trust the Red Sox management to make the right decisions on who to bring back. With that said, I hope they manage to bring back Mike Lowell. Outstanding defense and great offense are a tough package to replace. I hope A-Rod stays the hell away from the Red Sox and they stay the hell away from him. I know he's good, that's not in question, but he brings more baggage than Brittany Spears checking into yet another rehab. Plus he's far too expensive. No one is worth that sort of money, unless of course he opens up lucrative foreign markets for your team ala Daisuke Matsuzaka. Plus that bush league psych-out stuff Scott Boras pulled during game four should be met by a league wide boycott of A-Rod. It won't be, but that 'd be great to see.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Three Games to None

Three games, 25 runs scored, only 7 given up, three wins - zero losses. I knew the Sox had this series well in hand, but can there be a sweep in the works?

Schill again...

"So here we are, 3 games in Denver, needing to win 2. No matter which side of the fence you’re on I would bet you’ll see two teams playing tomorrow that are playing for their lives. We’ll play this game as if we were down 2-0. We have to because the Rockies are backed into a corner and prior to game 1 of the world series they spent 22 straight games being backed into a corner and won 21 of them."   ( link )

Friday, October 26, 2007

World Series

It appears that nothing kills momentum like 8 days off and a world class pitching staff. In 18 innings the hapless Colorado Rockies have managed to score two runs. That would be great if their staff pitched 18 shut out innings, but they didn't. Fortunately for us, the Red Sox offense showed how the Sox won the AL East and the AL Championship, patient, disciplined at bats that force the opposing defense to throw strikes, which as often as not end up getting bounced off the Green Monster.
If the 2004 ALCS has shown us anything, it proved that anything can happen in baseball. With that said, the Sox need to win 40% of the remaining five games, the Rockies need to win 80% of the remaining five. Rots-O-Ruck and two words for you: Josh Beckett. Nothing in this world is an absolute sure thing, but Beckett comes about as close to lights out as a lead pipe across the temple. That's one of the requisite Red Sox victories right there. If the Sox win tomorrow behind Daisuke Matsuzaka, Dios mio man, the poor Rockies are screwed.

Terry Francona in The Onion

Bill Clinton: How Dare You



Hell, even a broken clock is right twice a day (Unless it's one of those 24 hour clocks we had in the military and then it's only right once a day.) Well done Bill, well done.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Barry Bonds: Still a Jerk

What. A. Tool.

Sox N' Rockies

The Sox spanked them. The drubbing began in the first inning and didn't end until Eric Gagne, of all people, closed it out. Conan would be proud.
I know the Rockies are scrappy team and there are no "bad" teams in the post season, but I think they're way over matched. All that talk about the Rockies momentum and winning 20 of 21 games ended tonight in the friendly confines of Fenway. Exactly who did the Rockies beat to get here? The Cubbies and the Phillies. Please, even the injury hobbled Angles are much tougher than either of those two cream puff teams.
What can you say about Josh Beckett? Dominant, excellent, great, etc. The Rockies were off for 8 days which did nothing for their timing and it showed. Not that it would have mattered. I think they way Beckett pitched tonight, he could of shut any offense in either league down.
Then there's the offense. Diminutive slugger Dustin Pedroia smacks a homer off the Monster in the first Red Sox at bat, 12 runs later the Rockies swagger has been crushed. So much for momentum. On to game 2.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Anti Gravity Copter

James Lipton: Former Pimp


The oh-so obsequious host of Inside The Actors Studio, James Lipton, has admitted that as penniless young man in Paris he worked as a pimp. Moreover, because most of his clients were Franco-phobic Americans, he would stay in the room as they were serviced, you know to translate. This explains his extraordinary ability to suck up to even the most vainglorious Hollywood hack.

Oddly enough, my opinion of him has improved when I learned of this story. Keep in mind this is Paris France. Little boys there dream of being pimps or EU attach'es instead of cowboys and astronauts like little American kids, so in a way Lipton was living a dream.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Red Sox Win The American League Pennant!


I predict a World Series victory against the Colorado Rockies in five games. Yeah they're good, few bad teams make it to the post season, but a good pitcher in the NL is only okay in the AL. Likewise a great pitcher from they AL, i.e. Josh Beckett, will be monstrous against any NL team.

Game one this Wednesday will be Jeff Francis, ERA 4.22 against Josh Beckett, ERA 3.27, at Fenway, I like our chances. It will fun handing them their first loss of the 2007 post season.

Long, Lost Grandson or Seperated at Birth


Grady Sizemore and Lou Gehrig.

Movie Review: The Wicker Man


It's getting to the point where if Nicholas Cage is in a movie it's a pretty good indication that it's going to be a crap fest, to wit The Wicker Man. I won't bore you with all the tedious details and my convoluted prose, but take my word for it, this movie sucks. Implausible, ponderous, predictable and worse yet - you never care for Cage's character. In fact I hoped he'd buy it in the most painful way possible. Unfortunately it takes nearly 100 minutes for it to happen. Whoops, that was a spoiler. Sorry.
If you must see a Wicker Man type movie, rent the original with Edward Woodward, it's much, much better. While your at it, rent another fine Edward Woodward film, perhaps his best, Breaker Morant.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

ALCS 2007

The Red Sox and The Indians had identical records this season, 96 wins and 66 losses. Then the Sox swept the hapless Angels in three, the Tribe needed four to dispatch the Evil Empire. Now they're tied at three games a piece in the ALCS and all that happened before could not matter less. The only thing that matters is game 7 this Sunday, and the subsequent American League victory in the World Series in 4 games. It's kind of funny in way that 7 months of effort and effect come down to one game, maybe even one at bat or one pitch. That's why I love baseball.

Jacoby Ellsbury

Somebody check that kid's ankles for wings. Holy shite can that kid run.

GRAND SLAM J.D. DREW!

Words I feared I would never type!

Joe Torre

As a dyed in the wool Red Sox fan it would be easy for me to hate Joe Torre, he of the pinstripes and 12 seasons of dominance in the A.L. East. But I can't, he's a good man.
When the Red Sox came back from three games to none to crush the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, Torre said, I paraphrase here, that he was disappointed the Yankees weren't going any further especially for the guys who hadn't been there before, but then again it was good to see a guy like Tim Wakefield go to the World Series. Classy.

Friday, October 19, 2007

The Big Lebowski (the short version)

Warning: contains some foul language.

Sabathia Gets Yanked

Is it me or does Indians pitcher C. C. Sabathia look more than a little like actor Forrest Whitaker?

This is from last night's game. Sabathia has just been relieved after giving up a run-scoring triple to Red Sox First Baseman Kevin Youkilis in the seventh inning. Youkilis would later score on a sacrifice fly by David Ortiz.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Obligatory Snacks For October: Cider and Homemade Doughnuts


Surprisingly for a fat man I don't really like doughnuts all that much. Which is not to say I won't eat them, I just prefer to tape them directly to my thighs and buttocks.

Home Made doughnuts are a different story, they're outstanding!


HOMEMADE DOUGHNUTS

1/2 c. butter
2 eggs
1/4 c. sour cream
1 tsp. salt
Oil for frying
1/2 c. sugar
1 pkg. dry yeast
7 c. flour, sifted
1 1/3 c. milk

Confectioners' sugar or combine mixture of 1 cup plain sugar and 3 teaspoons cinnamon. Cream butter and sugar. Blend in eggs. Dissolve yeast in water. Add to creamed mixture with sour cream. Sift together flour and salt. Add to creamed mixture alternately with milk. Cover and let rise in a warm place for 1-1 1/2 hours until double in bulk. Punch down.
Turn out on floured board. Cut in half and roll to 1/2 inch thickness. Cut with a 2 inch doughnut cutter and place on cookie sheet to rise for 10 minutes. Place in hot fat at 375 degrees. Brown both sides and lift out with slotted spoon. Divide batch and cover some in confectioners' sugar and some in cinnamon mixture.

Buy some real apple cider to go with them and you're in hog heaven.

I Recommend: The Night of the Hunter


Do yourself a favor this October rent or buy The Night of the Hunter with Robert Mitchum in a role that you will probably never forget. In an era of stupid gore fests and big budget flops, I guarantee you will find this movie creepy, in a good way.

Science and The Greeks

From Roger Sandall's site, this quote by Alan Cromer:
Academics cringe at the words truth and certainty. They believe that truth and certainty aren’t possible because philosophers have shown that neither empirical
nor deductive knowledge can be made error free.
But in the case of a finite number of discrete entities, such as the chemical elements or the human genes, certainty is an appropriate word.
And in any event, our knowledge of atoms and genes is as certain as our knowledge of tables and chairs, and a lot more certain than our knowledge of human behavior.

Read the whole piece.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Award of the Papal Equestrian Order to Mozart

From the Papal archives:
On the 10th April 1770, he arrived in Rome together with his father and, as guest of many noble and ecclesiastic salons, the “infant prodigy” showed his mastery. He also went to a liturgical celebration in the Sistine Chapel, where he could listen to the Miserere by Gregorio Allegri (1582-1652) for two nine-part choirs; already knowing that he could not get the music score because it was strictly prohibited, he transcribed the piece by heart at the end of the liturgy, almost without any mistakes. Mozart so highly impressed the scholars of the Curia that Pope Clement XIV decided to honour the artistic talent of the this boy from Saltsburg by granting him a private audience (together with father Giovanni Battista Martini, another famous musician who Mozart had already met in Bologna), thus conferring him the high honour of the golden army or the “Golden Spur”.

te, quem in suavissimo cymbali sonitu a prima adolescentia tua excellentem esse intelleximus

Understatement of the Day

"This is not the best parenting I've ever seen and she needs to be held accountable," Montgomery County District Attorney Bruce L. Castor Jr. said.

Most Pretentious Post Secret Ever

Post Secret has some pretty fascinating things, this is not one of them. A. It's not a secret, B. he never did it, C. Emerson? You make up a cock and bull story and you use Emerson? How state school of you!

Nobel Prize


Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts to "spread awareness of man-made climate change and to lay the foundations for fighting it." By that logic Rosie O'Donnell should win for spreading awareness of obesity and shrill political discourse. It used to be that you were awarded the Nobel Prize for, you know, actually doing something. Flying around in your Gulf Stream VXI and being driven to rubber chicken dinners in your Escalade motorcade while maintaining 40,000+ square feet of heated, air conditioned, lit and plumbed living space to "raise awareness of global warming" is not accomplishing anything, other than straining the bounds of credibility and hypocrisy.
The worst part of this once prestigious award being granted to Al Gore and the U.N., other than the fact that two more feckless entities could scarcely be imagined, is that even if Gore and the poltroons in Turtle Bay were living in in yurts made of recycled tampons and going to and from work on pogo sticks it wouldn't change the fact that most of everything you hear about global warming is based on junk science. So much so that it's not science at all. My fellow citizens on left who cling to the tenets of global warming the way Richard Simmons' shorts cling to his sweaty thighs, are the first to point out the spurious science involved in intelligent design. Yet 99.9999% of what they believe they believe on faith because asno gordos like Gore have told them so.
Time and again, "researchers" have released reports designed to influence policy and actually do, that upon any serious inspection prove to false. But hey, why bother with facts when one can merely raise awareness?
Good story on global warming from The Cato Institute and another from Reason Magazine.

Monday, October 08, 2007

The Yankees Lose, The Yankees Lose!

Excellent! It's down to the Tribe and The Sox in ALCS, either of which will go through the NL champion like hot buttered Ex-Lax through a goose. I like the Red Sox's chances against Cleveland, but even if they lose to the Tribe, it wouldn't be all that bad seeing the Indians win it all this year, they seem like a decent bunch of guys.
I wonder where Joe Torre will be working next year? I wonder where A Rod will be?

The "Pants Issue"

It looks like Sandy Berger is advising the HRC campaign. At the risk of asking about the obvious, what is it with these people and their pants? Bubba's couldn't contain him, Berger's held more secrets than a stained blue dress, and Hillary's.... the less you think about them the better.

Che is Still Dead


Cuba remembers fondly their dead poster boy, Che Guevara, 40 years after his death. Some interesting facts about Che:


  • He was part Irish
  • Used to shoot deserters from his guerrilla army
  • Liked to slice the throats of political prisoners while they lay sleeping
  • Studied medicine at the University of Buenos Aires and graduated in 1953
  • Quote: "Don't shoot! I'm Che Guevara. I'm worth more to you alive than dead."
  • His image has sold more widgets than Big Bird's, now that's capitalism!
  • Quote: "Blind hate against the enemy creates a forceful impulse that cracks the boundaries of natural human limitations, transforming the soldier in an effective, selective and cold killing machine. A people without hate cannot triumph against the adversary."
  • Was a murderous, totalitarian villain.
  • His death proves the CIA is not completely useless.

Mexican President Critical of U.S. Border Fence

At the risk of seeming churlish, who gives a fermenting fruit bat turd what Felipe Calderon has to say? Since he's the president of that corruption rife republic, why doesn't he concentrate on creating opportunities there so that his people aren't fleeing his country like rats escaping a sinking ship? Illegal aliens working here and sending money back to Mexico is the real reason he desires an open border. Other than cheap labor what do we get out of the bargain?
While I'm at it, any illegal alien caught by any form of law enforcement agency, municipal, county, state or federal should be deported immediately by bus. Any city, state or county offering amnesty should forfeit all federal aid. Wussy liberal states like Connecticut, who want to offer in-state tuition to illegal aliens at state universities and other benefits should forfeit a senator and two congressmen. We wonder why people come here illegally while simultaneously rewarding them for doing so. Which makes me wonder, how much can individuals, businesses and government agencies ignore the law before wide spread contempt of all laws becomes acceptable? If a majority of Americans really want illegal immigration to continue as it is, put it to a vote and change the laws. I bet you won't see that in our lifetime or any other. It's the democratic party, who feel they have a natural constituency with illegal aliens and the republican party's big business donors who love the cheap labor who want the flow to continue. Why organized labor supports an endless supply of replacement workers is a mystery to me.
Supposedly there are upwards of 32 million illegal immigrants in the US. I'd wager that most are productive and otherwise law abiding, yet by definition all are primarily and ultimately criminals. Do we ignore their transgressions and grant them amnesty just because it would be difficult tossing them out on their ear? Why not ignore tax cheats, library absconders, cable t.v. thieves and people who refuse to recycle? You would only need to deport several million or so before the rest of the illegal aliens got the clue that the party is over and then leave on there own.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

ALDS


Red Sox lead the Angles 2 games to none in the best of five series.

Indians lead the Yankess 2 games to none in the best of five series.

All is right in the world.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Wallace Stevens

Born today in Reading Pennsylvania in 1879.
Exceprt from his poem Sunday Morning:

III
Jove in the clouds had his inhuman birth.
No mother suckled him, no sweet land gave
Large-mannered motions to his mythy mind.
He moved among us, as a muttering king,
Magnificent, would move among his hinds,
Until our blood, commingling, virginal,
With heaven, brought such requital to desire
The very hinds discerned it, in a star.
Shall our blood fail? Or shall it come to be
The blood of paradise? And shall the earth
Seem all of paradise that we shall know?
The sky will be much friendlier then than now,
A part of labor and a part of pain,
And next in glory to enduring love,
Not this dividing and indifferent blue.
IV
She says, "I am content when wakened birds,
Before they fly, test the reality
Of misty fields, by their sweet questionings;
But when the birds are gone, and their warm fields
Return no more, where, then, is paradise?"
There is not any haunt of prophecy,
Nor any old chimera of the grave,
Neither the golden underground, nor isle
Melodious, where spirits gat them home,
Nor visionary south, nor cloudy palm
Remote on heaven's hill, that has endured
As April's green endures; or will endure
Like her remembrance of awakened birds,
Or her desire for June and evening, tipped
By the consummation of the swallow's wings

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Late Fee For Late Woman's Late Library Book

A woman in New York has her panties in a twist because when she went to return a book her late mother had borrowed the library had the temerity to ask for a fifty cent late fee. Perhaps some perspective and some free advice are in order:
a. It's fifty cents.
b. It's for your late mother's library.
c. Don't pay it. Next time your mom borrows a book, they'll ask her for it.
d. Politely tell them where they can make claim against the estate.
e. You are upset and grieving, try not to make any big decisions or let little things bother you.
Granted, the librarian in question should have been a mensch and let the grieving daughter off the hook, waived the fee and kept his mouth shut about it. I wonder if he's always an insensitive jerk or if the grieving daughter had done something to provoke him. It would have been interesting to be a fly on the wall and see that transaction take place.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

from Schill's blog

One celebration down, 4 to go.

He wrote that after the Sox clinched a playoff spot. Now it's two down, 3 to go. Or to put it another way: 11 more wins!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Civics Quiz




Take the civics quiz. I answered 52 correct out of 60. Oddly enough I got almost all the financial questions wrong, what the hell? Oh well, at least I did 17% better than those mealy mouthed Bolsheviks that Harvard keeps squeezing out.

Murder By Numbers

Don't click on this if you are easily offended.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Larry Craig Tries To Withdraw Guilty Plea


It's one thing getting caught trolling for sex in a airport shit house, it's quit another to waffle about whether or not you are guilty. Call me crazy, but I think most men would have pretty definite opinions as to their guilt or innocence under such circumstances.

What does Craig hope to gain at this point? I'd have more respect for him if were like "Damn straight I was cruising for anonymous gay sex in the crapper. I love it and can't get enough of it! Why it's a crime to solicit sex from a consenting adult is beyond me. All you busybodies need to get a life." Instead Graig is man who, by his actions, obviously feels that way, but doesn't have the grapes, one way or the other, to cop to it.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Sniper Bait

I don't know all the details, but it seems like a damn fine idea to me to bait insurgents with bomb materiel and then ventilate them as they try to steal it. Getting the goats to self select themselves from the sheep is always an ify proposition when the goats refuse to wear uniforms and do your work for you.
Of course the usual suspects have the dainties in a knot over this. Andrew Sullivan, for example, gets it wrong again:
No possibility of that tactic going wrong, is there? One dimension of committing to an indefinite occupation of Iraq, which means an indefinite war against Jihadist insurgents, is how their depravity seeps back into the US military. We've seen what has happened with torture and abuse. Even if it hadn't been authorized by the president, it's likely some of it would have crept in because of the very nature of the enemy we are engaging. Fighting this war without having it corrupt us is the great challenge we face. It gets harder and harder the longer we stay.

What? At the very, very least the people stealing det chord, C4, etc. are stealing shit from you during time of war. Sorry, they are not innocent choir boys. Much more likely they're the very insurgents that kill our troops and innocent Iraqis or the people that supply them, either way we are well rid of them. Besides if this practice becomes well known, eventually you'll see piles of bomb making materiel sitting unmolested, unused and unexploded as insurgents fear going near it. Is that such a bad thing?
If our troops, for whatever reason, killed innocent Iraqis and then planted stolen materiel on them, that's a completely different issue and should be dealt with accordingly. Judging by the news stories I've read, this is far from certain.
I have some bad news for people like Andrew Sullivan; war, any war is a filthy undertaking. You can't prevail without pushing the limits of what you're comfortable with. With bombs killing Americans and innocent Iraqis on a weekly basis, I would argue that anyone caught possessing or trying to steal explosives must be shot dead. What legitimate purpose could the stolen explosives possibly serve? In effect, the people stealing this materiel have, by their actions, identified themselves to us as our enemy. Not shooting them dead is exactly the sort of feckless, ineffectual nonsense that enables these bastards to function.

William Faulkner Born Today 1897

I feel that this award was not made to me as a man, but to my work — a life’s work in the agony and sweat of the human spirit, not for glory and least of all for profit, but to create out of the materials of the human spirit something which did not exist before. So this award is only mine in trust. It will not be difficult to find a dedication for the money part of it commensurate with the purpose and significance of its origin. But I would like to do the same with the acclaim too, by using this moment as a pinnacle from which I might be listened to by the young men and women already dedicated to the same anguish and travail,among whom is already that one who will some day stand here where I am standing.
Our tragedy today is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it. There are no longer problems of the spirit. There is only the question: When will I be blown up? Because of this, the young man or woman writing today has forgotten the problems of the human heart in conflict with itself which alone can make good writing because only that is worth writing about, worth the agony and the sweat.
He must learn them again. He must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid; and, teaching himself that, forget it forever, leaving no room in his workshop for anything but the old verities and truths of the heart, the old universal truths lacking which any story is ephemeral and doomed — love and honor and pity and pride and compassion and sacrifice. Until he does so, he labors under a curse. He writes not of love but of lust, of defeats in which nobody loses anything of value, of victories without hope and, worst of all, without pity or compassion. His griefs grieve on no universal bones, leaving no scars. He writes not of the heart but of the glands.
Until he relearns these things, he will write as though he stood among and watched the end of man. I decline to accept the end of man. It is easy enough to say that man is immortal simply because he will endure: that when the last ding-dong of doom has clanged and faded from the last worthless rock hanging tideless in the last red and dying evening, that even then there will still be one more sound: that of his puny inexhaustible voice, still talking. I refuse to accept this. I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance. The poet’s, the writer’s, duty is to write about these things. It is his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past. The poet’s voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail.

From his Noble Prize acceptance speech December 10, 1950.

I always thought the casting of John Mahoney as the psuedo Faulkner W. P. Mayhew in Barton Fink was inspired, but then again I'm probably the only geek on my block who knows which Coen brother Frances McDormand is married to. (It's Joel, the one who kinda looks like Howard Stern.)

Monday, September 24, 2007

The New York Times Erred in MoveOn's Petraeus Ad


After two weeks of navel gazing, denials, obfuscations and dissemblance the august investigation faculties at the New York Times have come to the conclusion that they erred in giving MoveOn a price break on their scurrilous full page advertisement attacking General David Petraeus. Oh, and they said the attack ad violated their own policy against publishing personal attacks. Gee, do you think? Don't they have editors there or something?

The paper's public editor Clark Hoyt, after much consultation with journalism textbooks and black plastic orbs enumerated with a white "8", came to the realization that The Times' felicitous tandem error "gave fresh ammunition to a cottage industry that loves to bash The Times as a bastion of the liberal media. " No Clark, not at all. Giving MoveOn a 54% discount and publishing an unprecedented full page personal attack on September 10 calling Gen. Petraeus a traitor during a shooting war is just an honest mistake. Taking two weeks to determine/admit what everybody already knew doesn't bode well for The Times either. What a braying Jackass.

Nails On A Blackboard


Daily Kos: Why I Have A Little Crush on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



I know I'm a Jewish lesbian and he'd probably have me killed. But still, the guy speaks some blunt truths about the Bush Administration that make me swoon...

I want to be very clear. There are certainly many things about Ahmadinejad that I abhor — locking up dissidents, executing of gay folks, denying the fact of the Holocaust, potentially adding another dangerous nuclear power to the world and, in general, stifling democracy. Even still, I can’t help but be turned on by his frank rhetoric calling out the horrors of the Bush Administration and, for that matter, generations of US foreign policy preceding.


This is a real post on Daily Kos.
I. Am. Speechless.
Hat: Tip LGF

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Required Reading

Tom Maguire groks Keith Olberman.

Wow! That had to hurt! I mean Maquire, not Olberman. I don't think Olberman's brain is actually connected to anything. Pain is just a theoretical concept to him. Olberman's brain instead just sort of floats over us, raining down his accumulated wisdom...

Well, maybe not "rain down" ... or anything even like that... It does float, though.

BTW, I LUV the title of Maguire's post.

(What is grok?)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Red Sox Are Screwed

So you have the best record in baseball and have lead the AL East since April, what do you do in September? Collapse like a fat man on a hot day with a tight neck tie. The Sox are now only 1.5 games ahead of the Evil Empire, and 7 games ahead of the nearest wild card contender, Detroit, so the Sox will probably still make the post season. But who cares? If they get there playing like this, they won't be there for long. The Yanks are peaking just when they need to, the Sox are playing like a bunch of guys who think they can snooze until October. Two words of advice numb-nuts: Wakey Wakey!

Dan Rather Sues Viacom, CBS

In the bizzaro world inside of Dan Rather's coiffed bean, he is the victim of his clearly fraudulent story of President George W. Bush's Texas National Guard service. History repeats itself the first time as tragedy the second time as farce, Rather of all people should be aware of this.

Augie's Quest

via Dean Barnett:
"John Ondrasik, the man who is Five for Fighting, is constantly looking for ways to use his talent to help make the world a better place and does so without any tendentious or childish political narrative. At this link, John has cut a video to his song "100 Years" that movingly addresses the fight against ALS. If you follow the link, good will be done; Glenn Tullman/Allscripts and Bert and Cyndie Silva are each donating $1 for every time the video is played. The video, by the way, is outstanding and moving."

List of Things I Like for Some Reason

  1. Those little brown packets of Turbinado Sugar in the Raw
  2. Wash n' Drys
  3. John Candy
  4. Old Spice
  5. Goetze's Caramel Creams, or better yet Cow Tails
  6. The smell of the newspaper stand at the New Haven train Station; candy and newsprint
  7. Swiss Army Knives
  8. Smart Wool Socks
  9. A ridiculously sharp Black Ticonderoga Cedar Millennium Pencil, #2 Soft Lead
  10. Black and white composition books
  11. Half n' Half in a glass bottle with a paper cap
  12. Library book sales
  13. Prosciutto
  14. Fast Self Serve Gas Pumps
  15. Mouse Trap, the game
  16. Fishing Tackle
  17. Finding a five dollar bill on an empty street
  18. Boxed shirts from the cleaners
  19. Ammoman.com
  20. National Lampoon
  21. Coffee, Cafe Americano, Lattes, Iced Coffee, Cappuccino - essentially any liquid brewed from the Coffea arabica seed
  22. Brook Trout
  23. Nalgene Water Bottles
  24. 45 RPM Singles
  25. HP 12c Financial Calculator

Talk Like a Pirate Day


Avast me hearties, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, which leads to the long neglected filthy Parrot joke:


A man goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “If you give me free drinks all night, I’ll entertain your customers so they will stay all night and spend a fortune on drinks.”
“Oh yeah!” says the bartender. “How are you going to do that?”
The man pulls a hamster out of his pocket and puts it on the piano. The hamster runs up and down the keyboard playing the greatest piano music anyone had ever heard. “That’s incredible!” says the bartender.
Then the man takes a parrot out of its cage and puts it on the bar. The hamster begins to play the piano again and the parrot sings along - sounding just like Pavarotti. Everyone in the bar is amazed and stays all night drinking, enthralled by the hamster/parrot act.
The bartender is delighted. “I must have these animals. Will you sell them to me?” he asks, but the man shakes his head no. “Will you sell just one then?” asks the bartender.
“OK, I’ll sell you the parrot for $2000″ the man says. The bartender is delighted and hands over the money.
A bystander tells the now-former parrot owner, “You were crazy to sell that marvelous parrot for only $2000″.
“No way,” the man replied. “The parrot’s dumb as a stump; the hamster’s a ventriloquist!”

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Meteorite Hits Peru


Call me a wussy, but I am a little more than concerned about this:


Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.
Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.
Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Supposedly the extreme heat caused by friction of Earth's atmosphere is enough to sterilize a meteorite from any known pathogen. Any known pathogen. Wasn't there a Stephen King movie about this?

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Seperated at Birth: Keira Knightley and Quagmire



News Flash: Lincoln Chaffee No Longer A Republican

Long time RINO Lincoln Chaffee, (Turncoat) Rhode Island, has announced that he has left the party of Lincoln, to the shock and amazement of no one.
In related news:
  • Madonna (Madonna Louise Ciccone-Penn-Leone-Ritchie) announced she is not a virgin, far from. In fact she believes herself to be rather "fun".
  • Conservative windbag Bill O'Reilly announced that he's really full of shit and doesn't have a shadow of a clue about 99.99999% of the stuff he has bombastic opinions about.
  • Keira Knightley admitted she has a jaw bigger than Quagmire's and a bit of a weight problem before a slight breeze blew her off beyond the horizon.
  • Rosie O'Donnell affirmed that the ugliness she sports on the outside is but a dim reflection of the absolute and profound hideousness on the inside.
  • Hillary Clinton, in a rare moment of magnanimity and perhaps uniquely qualified to do so, donated both of her ankles to former NFL defensive lineman William Refrigerator Perry. It seems the Fridge has put on a few pounds since his playing days and he needed some stouter ankles to support his 350 lb + frame.
  • Bill Clinton announced that he likes to have sexual relations and non-sexual relations with women, preferably women who are not his wife.
  • The Rev. Jessie Jackson has come clean and admitted that for the last forty years the only black man he helped was the Rev. Jessie Jackson.
  • Former U.S. Senator Larry Craig (R.) Minnesota admitted that he's ten times gayer than Waylon Smithers and Waylon Flowers combined, not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • The makers of Tag Body Spray admitted that their product is really just crappy spray on cologne and is unlikely to get you mobbed by a bunch of young hotties unless that sort of thing happens to you all the time anyway.
  • Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, said that the whole iPhone price lowering fiasco was a perfectly planned and executed ponzi scheme to identify millions of gullible people in order to placate them with a $100 credit to Apple stores where the average item costs well over $1,000. Jobs cackled hauntingly, amused by his own duplicity and brilliance, then vanished in a cloud of thick sulfurous smoke.
  • The publishers of fashion magazines Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, GQ, Glamour etc. admitted that the monthly tripe they publish is without any lasting merit and more often than not harms people by creating and sustaining unrealistic notions of human worth and beauty. Between binges and purges, one unnamed editor opined that the only time her readers benefits from her publication is when they use it as a coaster or to line the cage of a small pet.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hormones In The Children's Milk?

The FDA says no, but I have my suspicions.

Kevin Everett Will Walk Again, Thank God

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- Kevin Everett voluntarily moved his arms and legs on Tuesday when partially awakened, prompting a neurosurgeon to say the Buffalo
Bills
' tight end would walk again -- contrary to the grim prognosis given a
day before.
"Based on our experience, the fact that he's moving so well, so early after such a catastrophic injury means he will walk again," said Dr. Barth Green, chairman of the department of neurological surgery at the University of Miami school of medicine.

It seems the early intervention by trained professionals using chilled saline solution to put Everett into a hypothermic state and thereby reducing swelling and further injury may have made the difference. Thank God for nerdy kids who study hard and grow up to be doctors. Can you imagine what his family is feeling like right now?

MoveOn.Org Shameless




9/11 Six Years Later


Some more or less random thoughts on 9/11 and the war against Islamic Extremism.


  • Six years later and no further attacks on U.S. soil. Osama bin Laden may still be alive but he's living in obscurity in a cave in Goathumpistan. Good for him.

  • It's nearly impossible to tell what's going on in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere because the MSM is entirely invested in seeing the U.S. defeated, so is the Democratic party. If OBL came on CNN tomorrow and begged for terms, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and The NYT would call it a defeat for George W. Bush or worse yet, accuse Karl Rove of orchestrating the whole thing for political gain.

  • Six years later and some people still don't get it. By it, I mean the FACT that we are at war with Islamic extremism. While looking for "root causes" and ways to blame America first the Democratic party defines their success by America's defeat. Sounds harsh yeah? I challenge you to identify a liberal Democrat who supports UNEQUIVICALY American victory in the war against Islamic Extremism.

  • Referring to General David Petraeus as General Betray-Us in the NYT, MoveOn.Org is a despicable example of what the liberal wing of the Democratic party has become, namely cheer leaders for Islamic Extremism. I challenge liberal Democrats to publicly disavow this outrage, but they won't. They are complicate in their silent approval.

  • Politics make strange bed fellows, but how the liberal Democrats can cozy up with those who beheaded Danial Pearl, destroyed ancient religious statues, stone homosexuals, ban music and kite flying, beat women who refuse to wear the burka, threaten the nuclear annihilation of Israel is completely beyond me, yet there it is try to explain it away, I dare you.

  • George W. Bush has many flaws and has erred in many ways, but he right on the most important question that faces our generation: Whether or not to vigorously oppose Islamic extremism or to appease it. In fifty years no one will remember or care about GWB's lack of oratory skill, it will matter that he took a stand. Because of this History will be kind to him.

  • Q. How many Republicans believe that the 9/11 was an inside job? What percentage of "Truthers" are liberal Democrats? A. Almost none, almost all. And the MSM would have you believe that conservatives are stupid.

  • I know that after December 7, 1941 there were Nazis in America and Americans who were all for appeasement and understanding the "root causes" of Japanese imperialism, but on the whole America rose up and opposed fascism on two fronts at great cost. Sixty six years later, Japan and Germany are democracies. Sixty Six years later and there are STILL American troops in both countries. The sad fact is, as a whole, we aren't the men and women our parents and grand parents were.

  • To the Gyrenes, Zoomies, Squids and Grunts paying the price in hostile places like Anbar, Kunduz, and Academia, thank you. Your sacrifice humbles me.

  • "I support the troops" is new speak for "I don't support the troops, in fact I think they're all uneducated rubes, but I have to say something to counter the accurate claims that I am unpatriotic."

  • You can't be pro-troops and anti-war any more than you can't separate the man from his mission. This is not to say that you can't be critical of the war and how it's run, but calling for the immediate surrender by American forces, or a "time table for surrender" only gives the enemy hope.

  • If the Democrats opposed Islamic extremism as much as the opposed the administration, the Islamicists wouldn't stand a chance.

  • Calling the President, any president, a Nazi, Chimp, war criminal, etc. during a time of war is not patriotic dissent, it's libelous treason. If you don't know the difference you are probably a liberal Democrat and complicate in it.

  • Enough of the lighting of candles and reciting of the names of the dead. Let them go and hunt down those who would murder yet more and kill them.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Whale Shot With .50 Caliber Machine Gun


Tribe members were being held by the Coast Guard but had not been charged, said Mark Oswell, a spokesman for the law enforcement arm of the National Marine Fisheries Service.
A preliminary report said the whale was shot with a .50-caliber machine gun, Oswell said.
Coast Guard officials created a 1,000-yard safety zone around the injured whale, which was shot about a mile east of Neah Bay in the Strait of Juan de Fuca. The whale had begun heading to sea Saturday afternoon, Oswell said.
Although the tribe has subsistence fishing rights to kill whales, Oswell said preliminary information indicates the whale may have been shot illegally.
"We allow native hunts for cultural purposes. However, this does not appear to be of that nature so far," he said.

Two things: I doubt the tribe used an actual .50 caliber machine gun to shoot the whale. If they did, I wonder what the hell a tribe of 1000 people is doing with such ordnance, other than lighting up the local cetacea. Secondly, doesn't this whole thing kind of harpoon the whole concept of Native Americans living in harmony with nature?

Saturday, September 08, 2007

WMTN Poll

What would you rather do?
Give Hillary Clinton a sensual sponge bath
Listen to John Kerry talk about his experience in Vietnam?
Stare unremittingly into the vapid gaze of Dennis Kucinich for 30 seconds.
Die from eating broken glass, porcupine needles and ex-lax.
Vote for Chris Dodd.
pollcode.com free polls

Happy Birthday Joshua Chamberlain


Colonel Joshua Chamberlain, hero of the Battle of Gettysburg was born today September 8, 1828 in Brewer Maine. It would be no exaggeration to say the that the remarkable Republic which you and I enjoy today and is the envy of the world would not be possible with out men like Chamberlain.

Lady Vols Won't Play The Lady Huskies

Who can blame them? It's only natural to want an easier schedule, so why play a perennial powerhouse? Unless, of course, you want to be respected for playing and beating the best teams available. Pat Summitt, caught between bites of a live puppy, offered no comment other than the occasional grunt.

Dumbassery Of The Highest Level

Some Australian T.V. personalities were nearly shot by police snipers for trying to get within "ten meters" of GWB's hotel in Sydney, one was even dressed as Osama bin Laden. That would have been hysterical.

Chuck Hagel Will Not Run


According to Yahoo News, Nebraska Senator Chuck "The Weather Vane" Hagel will not seek a third term, nor will he run for president. Of course that's today, he may waffle, er change his mind tomorrow.
I despise Hagel. Not because he's been a critic of the war, but because when it was popular to be for it, he was for it. When the going got tough he waffled. Perhaps he can go back atop his barn and resume predicting, indicating, which way the wind blows.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Andrew Keen Vs. Insty

There seems to be a good old fashion pissing contest simmering between the Blogfather, Instapundit and new media critic Andrew Keen. I'd love to see this rise above the occasional snarky, misinformed comment or polite if un-approving book review to a full scale debate of the issue, sans ad hominem characterizations of any sort. I welcome Keen's impending ass kicking not because I don't like him, but because I disagree with him and wholeheartedly agree with Insty's take on why new media is eating old media's lunch:
And that's the story of Keen's elites overall. The Golden Age of mass culture
didn't end just because the Internet let people do their own thing. It ended
because people looked at the low - and steadily declining - quality of
mass-marketed television, radio, news, films, and music and concluded that they
could do better. And they are often right, not necessarily because the amateur
productions are so terrific (though sometimes they are), but because the big
media productions are so often dreadful.

Amen. Seriously Andrew, can you watch CBS news and wonder why no wants to watch it? This blog may be an isipid pile of regurgitated dog vomit but at least it's an honest isipid pile of regurgitated dog vomit, without Katie Couric too.

Nelson Muntz Comments to Early iPhone Buyers

Nelson Muntz has some sage words for early iPhone buyers. Ha Ha!

Luciano Pavorotti

A couple of thoughts; First, holy cow he looks like Jack Black in this performance. Secondly, what a gift it is to have sounds like that come out of your mouth and then to stand there on stage and bathe in the adoration. He was a great artist and will be missed.

Actually a third thought occurs to me as well. William F. Buckly, Jr. once said that "Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years." True then, true now. But how much greater is it that today, as long as you have broadband internet access, you can listen or watch nearly anything you can think of, or read about pretty much anything ever writen, painted, sculpted, filmed or created. From "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" to "Miserere" it's all there, imagine what the ancient greats could have done with such a wide dispersal of information.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

No Hitter at Fenway: Clay Buchholz


Baseball is a game of limitless possibilities. Bill Mueller hitting two grand slams from opposites sides of the plate in a single game or 23 year old Clay Buchholz carrying a no hitter into the ninth inning in his second major league game. Is there a better metaphor in sports than the pitcher in the middle of a no-no sitting all alone in the dugout waiting for his date with history? I don't even know the kid and I can't watch it. Hell, I literally have sweaters older than him. Can you imagine the adrenaline in his system right now - only one out away? Now only one strike away, I can't stand it. Holy cow the kid did it. The only rookie to ever throw a now hitter in the long history of the Boston Red Sox. I bet he won't sleep tonight.

Friday, August 31, 2007

A Helicopter of Fists

Jonah Goldberg on the Senator Graig's bathroom antics:
Imagine if John McCain or Jim Webb were in that stall and accidentally did what Craig claims to have done by accident as well. It would take them fifteen minutes to even understand what the cop was talking about. "You think I'm what?!?!" "You're saying I wanted to do what!?!?!" "Because I touched your #$%^*&@ foot with my foot!?" And then McCain/Webb would become a helicopter of fists.

Degrees of Gay in Iowa City

Gays can now legally marry in Iowa.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Red Sox in The Bronx


Sorry for the light blogging, not that it's ever heavy or anything I ever write is heavy. I've been in New York City attending a seminar. Say what you want about New York, but there is no city like it, it truly is the capital of the world.

For baseball fans here in Connecticut, the border state for the Red Sox/Yankees rivalry, this is the time of year everyone waits for. A three game series that may decide who gets to play in October. The Sox have a hefty 8 game lead in the A.L. East so the pressure is all on the Yankees, which makes them a little more dangerous than usual. If the Yankees sweep us, not likely, we will still have a 5 game lead. If we sweep them, also unlikely, they'll be down by 11 games with 28 left to play, including another three at Boston - that's what is known as fork in the ass time- they're done. The Yanks are still in the wild card race, but I don't see them overtaking Seattle. I predict that we will take 2 out 3 this week to pick up another game against them.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Sex Education

Read this, it's hilarious.

Which Is It Ann?

Ann Rice says she pro life and pro Hillary. If I had paid attention in logic class I would probably know the Latin name for self negating statements.

Separated at Birth: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andrew Keen





Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Various Sports and Their Stories

  • Phil Rizzuto died, may he rest in peace. He was a great ball player, a good announcer and a good and decent man. It's guys like him who make it difficult to truly hate the Yankees.
  • Jose Offerman goes berserk and went all whack-a-mole on a pitcher and catcher with his baseball bat after getting drilled in minor league baseball. What a Huckleberry!
  • One of the Rutgers Women's Basketball Team members is suing Don Imus for referring to the team as "nappy headed hos". At the risk of defending the uber-asshole Don Imus, I would suggest to this over sensitive Amazon that she stop being such a whiny wench. People are going to say mean things to you, get over it. You're six foot four, 200 pounds if you're an ounce and yet you plan on going into court and crying about how that old mean man said mean things about you and a dozen other woman, I'm ashamed of you.
  • The Yankees and The Red Sox are going to go at it hammer and tongs for the remainder of the season. As much as I would like to see the Yankees season end in ignominy, disgrace and despair, I must admit, it's fun to care about every single game, even against teams like Tampa Bay.

The Beautiful Country















What a truly great film this is. The other half picked up a bunch of DVDs the other day - 10 for $20 - and this was in the pile. I'd never heard of it but that's not surprising. I miss a lot of stuff when it first comes out.

"Bui doi" is the racist insult Binh must endure. It means "less than dust" and is given to Vietnamese children of American fathers. Binh's story is an immigrant's story but it's also a kind of homecoming. Which is to say he belongs here (in the U.S.) in part because he's so marginalized in the country of his birth. There's a scene where Captain Oh (played by Tim Roth), the captain of a slave ship that's taking Binh to America, turns to Binh and says:
I've been thinking about you.
You've never really had any fun, have you?

Binh: Never had a good time.

Captain Oh: You should go somewhere new.
Go somewhere clean. Get a new start.
You should go to...

Binh: I go to America.

Captain Oh: I offer you a new life, you choose an old dream.
I love that.

The Beautiful Country isn't perfect. At times it almost feels like an allegory (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it's grittiness gives a realism that saves Binh and his story from being merely symbolic.

Make a point of seeing this movie. It'll be 2 hours well spent.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Illusory Post 9/11 Unity

Read Mark Steyn, he's always good, but I really agreed with this part:
For a start, the author overstates the immediate unity post-9/11. Even then, there was a big difference between the "righteous rage" crowd and those who wanted to wallow in bathetic weepy let's-hold-hands-and-drone-"Imagine" candlelight vigils and retreat into antiquated tropes about "root causes" like global poverty notwithstanding the middle-class backgrounds of Mohammed Atta and co). The second time round, there won't even be a momentary veneer of unity. The angry left will be demanding by lunchtime "What did Bush know and when did he know it?" and citing eminent scientists such as Professor Rosie O'Donnell to demonstrate that it couldn't possibly have been anything but an inside job. The less angry left will demand not a punitive military response but a 12-month blue-ribbon commission co-chaired by Lee Hamilton to call witnesses and investigate where the administration went wrong. Less motivated types will be convinced - like British public opinion after the Glasgow attack and the sailor kidnappings - that it's blowback for Iraq. And a big chunk of the rest may even plump for the Spanish option post-Madrid: Oh, dear, we seem to have caught your eye. What would it take for that not to happen again?

Actually, that's pretty much the whole thing, still I agree with every word of it. I remember that shortly after 9/11 we were all supposed to stop what we were doing at the appointed hour, light a candle and have a moment of quiet reflection, prayer etc.. I felt ridiculous. While Islamicists danced in the streets of Gaza, Riyadh, Islamabad and Newark, citizens of the most powerful nation the world has ever seen gazed, teary eyed, into their collective navel. We need less Phil Donahue and more William Tecumseh Sherman.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Holy Cow, I'm a Feminist!

You Are 81% Feminist

You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man).
You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.
Men have always found me unattractive, now I know why. (Just kidding ladies, really I am, just look at the score above.)

Glory


Some say an army of horsemen or footmen or rowers
Is the most beautiful thing over the coal-black earth,
But I say it is that thing, whatever it is,
That one loves and desires. Sappho (630-570 b.c.)


I watched Glory again yesterday and something struck me. It's hard to describe exactly, which is probably why it was shown rather than told, but how beautiful it was when the black soldiers assembled in formation and ran head long to certain death in battle. They were no longer slaves to any man or to anything, not even themselves. They had freely given up all that this world has to offer for something greater than themselves and in doing so became something entirely different from what they were before. It was this becoming that struck me as beautiful.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Woodchucks in The Garden


When I was in college, I lived at a bed & breakfast in Coventry which was beset by a plague of woodchucks. These furry, little marmots would devour an entire garden of zucchini, peas and tomatoes overnight. They would also put dozens of marmot holes all over the horse paddock, just large enough for horse to step into and break it's leg. It was a big problem.

The owners of the farm were concerned about the horses and angry at varmints eating their dinner, so they did something about it. They put out traps and more importantly they encouraged me to shoot the little bastards on sight, a job I pursued with great alacrity. Some would even say with far too much alacrity. After trapping and/or shooting a few dozen woodchucks, I began to notice a few things; fewer woodchucks, no new holes in the paddock and fresh vegetables from the garden.

In the Boston Review of Books Glenn C. Loury wonders why we have so many people in prison and so many new prisons even though crime has dropped precipitously since 1992. I'm no expert, certainly no Merton P. Stoltz Professor of the Social Sciences at Brown University or a 2002 Carnegie Scholar, but I think that if you kill or imprison enough malefactors, you have a decent chance of riding a horse with four sound legs and eating a salad with fresh vegetables.

Monday, August 06, 2007

51 Games Left

There are 51 games left in the regular season for both the Yankees and the Red Sox, Boston leads the Yankees by seven games. The Sox play the Yankees six times in the next 56 days, three at home, three away. The Red Sox have a slightly easier schedule with their opponents in the remaining 51 games having an average winning percentage of .483 while the Bomber's opponents average .512 and the Sox have 25 home games and finish off the season at home to the Yankees 23 home games and they finish off the season away.
Of course none of this means anything in real life because anything can still happen and often does. I think all things being equal, which they aren't Boston has the edge, the Yankees have an up hill climb to capture the AL East. Of course the Evil Empire is right in there for the wild card race, which may lead to a Boston - New York ALCS which is like the World Series only more important.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Wowie Kazowie!



Them Aussies must be tough as nails.

(link via Hugh Hewitt)