"Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It" by John Petroski

Some doofus at Central Connecticut State University wrote a satirical article in the campus newspaper entitled "Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It." Needless to say, those who have had first hand experience with the subject, among many, many others, are not amused. While WMTN has rich and colorful history of poking fun at the humorless, we can't help but agree that this article more than probably exceeded the bounds of good taste and could easily be extremely offensive to reasonable people. Therefor, we join the rising chorus of those clamoring for shit hammering said doofus, John Petroski.
To this hapless doofus, whose head will no doubt soon adorn a pike on the parapet of CCSU, at least figuratively, we would suggest that he wise the fuck up. Read the original article here and see if you don't agree. We doubt that Mr. Petroski's mother, grandmother, sisters, aunts, cousins, nieces are proud of his bold satyric stand. Oddly enough, we here at WMTN thank the hapless doofus, John Petroski for getting us out of our little shell of a world and into the camp of the local NOW chapter who have so justly condemned this contemptible piece of bird cage liner. It feels good to leave the reservation every once in awhile, if only for this one issue.