Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Knut The Bear

Animal rights activist are calling for the death of a Polar Bear cub abandoned by his mother on the grounds that the wee beast is better of dead than raised by humans.
Accordingly, I have become an animal rights activist-activist and rather than see these poor misguided people subjected to ridicule for their ridiculously untenable positions, I think they should all be euthanized and fed to carnivorous animals. Or just fed to carnivorous animals, whatever.

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