Cheryl Crow: Urges Less Use of Toilet Paper

It's not enough that she sucks as a musician now Cheryl Crow, your ecological better, is traveling the country urging everyone she comes in contact with to be green.

Crow: I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

There you have it, the meridian of liberal theory and innovation.