Muslim World Inflamed by Rushdie Knighthood

This is news? How about this: Muslim World Inflamed by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Here are some choices to fill in the blank with:

1. Fluoridated Water
2. Paul McCartney's New Album
3. Progress
4. Tolerance
5. Miss Piggy
6. Knife Proof Necks
7. Their Neighbor's Ox
8. Their Neighbor's Wife
9. Their Neighbor's Prosperity
10. Pink Floyd Album Covers